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نوشته شده توسط :مهران بهنام
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حیف نون رفته بوده تئاتر، دوستش ازش می پرسه: چطور بود؟
حیف نون میگه: خوب بود، ولی آخرش رو نفهمیدم چی شد. قست اول که تموم شد یک پلاکارد نشون دادن که نوشته بود: “پرده دوم، دو سال بعد”
من دیگه حوصله نداشتم دو سال صبر کنم اومدم بیرون!
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مگسه نامزدش رو می گیره تو بغلش، میگه: عزیزم! من تو را با هیچ گهى عوض نمی کنم!
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تو شهر حیف نون اینا برای اولین بار چرخ فلک نصب می کنن. حیف نون به شهرداریزنگمی زنه می گه دستتون درد نکنه، از وقتی پنکه بزرگه رو نصب کردین هوا خیلی خنک شده!
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به حیف نون می گن برو استخر شیرجه بزن تو آب، بعدش بیا بالاشامپو گلرنگرو تبلیغ کن… خلاصه میره بالا و شیرجه میزنه، ولی از بخت بد سرش می خوره به کف استخر… بعد از یه مدت بالاخره میاد بالا، رو می کنه به دوربین، می گه: می خوام سالاد درست کنم!
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حیف نون داشته برای دوستانش تعریف می کرده: “رفته بودمجنگل، که ناگهان یه خرس بزرگ دنبالم گذاشت، من هی می دویدم، خرسه هم هی پشت سر من می دوید و لیز می خورد… من هی می دویدم، خرسه هم هی پشت سر من می دوید و لیز می خورد…”
دوستاش می گن: “حالا خوبه تا اینجا رسیدی خودت رو خراب نکردی!”
حیف نون می گه: “پس فکر کردید برای چی خرسه لیز می خورد؟”

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